A machine that sits in your office, answers your phone in English and Spanish, texts you every word — and never sends your clients' conversations to anyone's cloud.
It answers our own line today: (631) 910-6840 — and it publishes its own uptime at banksyai.com/status.
Every capability below is running right now on our own line. Call it. That's the demo.
24/7, in English or Spanish — it detects the caller's language and answers in kind, in a natural voice.
Every word a caller says lands in your messages moments after the hangup. Full transcript, every call, no exceptions.
Callers can request a call back. It pencils a tentative slot on your calendar and texts you. It never confirms anything — you do.
Keeps its own on-premise call log — repeat callers are flagged, silent hang-ups are noted, nothing is ever promised.
The box checks its own vitals every hour and publishes them — you always know it's up, and so do we if you want support.
The AI — transcription, reasoning, voice — runs entirely on the box in your office. Unplug the internet and it still thinks.
Designed by a practicing attorney for people whose calls are confidential.
It greets, listens, takes the message, offers a callback. It follows a script discipline: short answers, no improvised promises, no legal advice — ever.
Every caller word reaches you verbatim. Nothing is summarized away, filtered, or lost. You are the only decision-maker.
Transcripts, recordings, call logs, calendars — processed and stored on the box in your office. Not on OpenAI's servers. Not on ours.
Start hosted, or own the box outright. Same software, same trust model — the difference is whose building the hardware sits in. Extra lines are $25/mo each, on every plan.
"No cloud" means the AI and your data. A phone call has to travel through a phone carrier — that's what a phone call is. What never leaves your building: the transcription, the AI's reasoning, the voice synthesis, and every stored word. No AI API sees your callers. Ever.
It is not a lawyer, and it says so. The receptionist takes messages and books tentative callbacks. It does not give legal advice, quote fees, or form an attorney-client relationship — and it's scripted so it can't accidentally try.
If it breaks, you'll know before you're embarrassed. Every box monitors itself hourly. With Banksy Care, we see a problem the same hour you would — usually before.
Your box keeps working even if you cancel Care. Care covers updates, monitoring, and support. Lapse it and you lose those — but we will never remotely disable a machine you own.